You may be addicted to golf if you…

1. Nap with your putter.
2. Have a pet name for your driver…and/or your putter.
3. Use little phrases like “This dog hunts!” and don’t own a dog.
4. Scheduled golf on your wedding anniversary.
5. Spend $350 dollars with hopes of improving your drives by three yards.
6. Spend more money on golf in a year than on new clothes.
7. Wouldn’t dream of wasting four hours going out to a movie and dinner.
8. Remember your best round like it was yesterday.
9. Visualize great shots in the middle of important business conversations.
10. Have nightmares about hitting into hazards with lurking monsters.